theminecraftbee:

BigB has never seen Ren looks so dejected before. His tail is all the way between his legs, wagging with nervous, sad energy from where it’s curled between them, and his ears are drooped, and he looks this close to throwing himself out of a window in penance. BigB rather hopes that if Ren tries to do that, he remembers that it’ll hurt BigB too, at least?

The bite on BigB’s leg is still throbbing, and every time he moves his leg in a way that makes the bandage visible, Ren somehow wilts further.

“It’s not your fault, man,” BigB says. “It’s a risk of being a werewolf, right? I was the one sticking around while you were panicked.”

“I’ve cursed you, BigB. I didn’t even do this to anyone while red,” Ren says with a dramatic whimper. “I should have known better, pack instincts make it harder not to bite, not easier, and now you’re doomed forever.”

BigB’s new ears twitch.

“I mean. That seems kind of dramatic honestly,” he says.

“Cursed to the whims of your strong emotions and the moon!” wails Ren.

“I’m… generally pretty chill, honestly, I doubt becoming all wolfy when I’m upset will happen that often,” BigB says.

“Stripped of your humanity!”

“How many of our friends are human?”

Ren pauses and gives BigB an annoyed look. “BigB, my man, let me have my crisis about this. I’ve gone this long without biting someone and being unable to treat it before they transform.”

“Yeah, but it’s not a big deal?” BigB says, shrugging.

“I’m embarrassed!” wails Ren. “I’m a fully-grown dog these days, man! I’m house trained! I shouldn’t be biting like an un-taught puppy anymore!”

BigB stares for a moment.

“Ah,” he says.

BigB wonders if this is the time to mention to Ren that he actually thinks the ears are cool and the wolf thing is a fun party trick, and that he’d sort of been hoping the soul bond would do this secretly at night because he’d always sort of wanted to be something cool like a wolf. Somehow, he doubts it.

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mcyt:
“mcyt:
“auhuhguhhhehehehehehee
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BAMBOO!
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mcyt:

mcyt:

auhuhguhhhehehehehehee

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BAMBOO!

(via candyradium)

sprucewoodmpreg:
“sprucewoodmpreg:
“made a chart based on the double life duos and their ability to share a blunt. additional inquiries and constructive criticism are both encouraged ^_^
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best addition ever thank u james
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sprucewoodmpreg:

sprucewoodmpreg:

made a chart based on the double life duos and their ability to share a blunt. additional inquiries and constructive criticism are both encouraged ^_^

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best addition ever thank u james

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avephelis:

mae-lody:

avephelis:

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wet cat.

I need more of these, lmao

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fresh from soggy tissue factory.

(via extinctfowl)

little-soldiers:

Hey guys! The canary in a coal mine allegory originally was used to refer to when the canary Stopped Singing, it was dead and that the miners needed to leave. Team Rancher have unique matching horns called Sing [I AM SMITED BY UNEARTHLY FORCES]

(via ridrenieri)

mcyt-transcribed:

sparrowsocks:

We’re doing so great guys.

[video description/transcript:

A clip from Pearl’s June 27, 2022 stream. She is building in the Hermitcraft 9 Nether, expanding one of the hub tunnels.

Pearl: (laughs) That’s the two different things I love, too, you’ve got two different sides, right.

She changes into F5 mode to look at the camera.

Pearl: You’ve got people who draw me or talk about me as if I’m a villain, right, I’m causing chaos and evil and absolutely everything is terrible, and then you’ve got the other people, uh, who have been like “Pearl is a wet cat.” (laughing) And I’m living for it.

She changes back to first-person view and continues building.

Pearl: I am a wet cat and I will accept that.

end VD/transcript.]

(via smallishbabes)

digdeepergravedigger09:

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Random doodle for today lol

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grayleees:

double life etho runnin around the deepdark NOT getting into trouble :)

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finnitesimal:

made-nondescript:

made-nondescript:

made-nondescript:

I like to think that pain isn’t the only sensation shared by soulmates for the express purpose of scar stealing blankets, feeling cold, stealing more blankets, still feeling cold until grian absolutely loses it

joel impromptu ice bucket challenges other people for the pleasure of knowing somewhere their soulmate is suddenly and violently cold. note: this is not violence and thus can’t be reasonable retaliated against with violence. but boy is it annoying! another win for team joel and that other guy

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this is true and joel shivers like a pathetic little dog. stares into the fire he warms himself by with much unjustly held anger for a guy who literally did it go himself. he was thwarted by his own absentmindedness this time but oh will this not stop him from taking it out on the nearest person who is not too scary and also not etho.

Since spicy flavors are also felt through pain receptors consider. Netherwart being hot as literal hell and in her misery Pearl chews on some to distract herself. Cut to Scott perpetually chugging milk in confusion

(via parasocialpixlriffs)

apollos-boyfriend:

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shoutout to trafficblr for having such an emotional grip on pearl’s character that she managed to be on trending alongside double life itself. you guys good over there?