lucretia: hey, magnus can we talk
mags: sure what’s up
lucretia: i may have slept with julia when trying to get you a job at the hammer and thongs
mags: are
luc: to be clear i didn’t sleep with her to get you the job it was purely for sport
mags:
lup the next day: hey maggie can we talk
mags: are you going to tell me that you slept with julia too
lup: of fucking course not, but i did go down on her behind a fantasy chow hound when i was looking for the gauntlet
mags:
lup: it was also, for sport,
mags:
mags: god julia had so much game what the fuck love her
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I have to admit, I’ve seen a lot of stuff about taz on here completely out of context and some of its so weird I assume it’s stuff the fandom sort of made up, or like expanded on a much tamer thing that happened in canon…
But I have just discovered ‘hey thug what’s your name I’m about to tentacle your dick’ is a line that is said word for word in canon and not something you guys made up for your niche fanfics.
And…. That was the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
(via dog-of-ulthar)
im relistening to the new taz and i still cannot BELIEVE that the ship is literally powered by friendship
griffin: how many layers of found family trope are you on
other shows: idk like.. 2 or 3 right now my dude
griffin: you are like a little baby. watch this
(via its-little-miss-muffet)
- lup: *becomes an undead being with her bf* my relationship is the Most Goth and no one can ever top me
- taako: *dates literal death itself* you are like a little baby, watch this
That moment when your adopted family threatens to leave without you
(Angus is having a pretty bad day all things considered)
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timesnine asked: college au headcanon where fisher is the resident octopus from the marine biology department that has a habit of escaping his tank to follow magnus to class. magnus whittles little ducks for his tank to keep him company but fisher keeps getting out (he does like the ducks but he likes magnus the best)
Student 1: Hey, what’s that guy doing with the octopus? Some kind of experiment?
Student 2: Oh, that guy? That’s Magnus. He, uh, he’s just kinda… here. He just hangs out with the fish.
Magnus: *from across the room* His name is Fisher!
Student 1: *quietly* He named him fish-er?
Student 2: Yeah, I know. He’s not even a major. He just… really likes that thing.
Magnus: Oh, shit, I think I just taught it how to high five!
the only things taako ever says are either absolute fire or incoherent bullshit and good luck figuring out which is which
Finally finished my full set of the grand relics and their wielders, because the adventure zone owns my heart now.
(via treshornyboys)
here’s what I, a person who has not listen to taz but does have a busy dashboard, think that taz is about:
a gay wizard named taco, the party tank who has a vehicle proficiency probably, and merle (and im gonna be honest I have fuckall idea what merle’s class is. carries a weird dollar store bible??? fucks plants???) are An Adventurers. they immediately blow up a town and maybe are hired by lucretia, who seemed evil but turned out to not be and has a journal, to find some kind of Quest Object that can, I think, alter time or memories or something, and looks like a jellyfish. they buy gear from apparently literally garfield the cat who runs a fucking costco, jesus christ griffin. that kid from the detective conan anime is a character and so is kravitz, about whom I know three things: he’s death somehow, he’s dating the taco man, and every single fanart of him is hot. there are some sad crime lesbians who turn into a tree and some not sad lesbians named carey and killian but i dont know what they do??? I love lup although I barely know who she is i just know i love her and greg owes her money. everyone’s real sad about an umbrella, they all live on the moon except for when they dont, and maybe they’re all from off-brand NASA and are aliens???? and somehow, tom bodett
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