I sent this in through slightly more formal channels but here they are for @theadventurezone‘s Fantasy Costco consideration:
the R U F F K N U X
Deals 1d4 bludgeoning damage per hit. On hit, decent chance to cast Hunter’s Mark on the target; if that fails, decent chance that the target is Dazzled.
Meant for the party’s very own Ruff Boi, but as Drew Davenport pointed out, that’s not gonna stop a determined magpie
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