Ranier: I wanted to check in with you, Fitzroy, and see how you’re… adjusting.
Fitzroy: ‘Accepting’ might be a better term. 'Coming to grips with.’ I have been ping-ponging around the stages of grief.
Ranier: Which one are you on now?
Fitzroy: I’m on the one where, before you can control the magic that has destroyed your life, you first have to befriend a crab. So whichever one that is. I think it’s maybe Bargaining.
taz:g ep3 doodles we love susan
Anonymous asked: Apparently many people have begun referring to Justin’s firbolg as [redacted] and this is, in fact, the BEST thing ever
Excellent names for your firbolg character:
- [redacted]
- [data expunged]
- ???
- firbolg friend
Poor names for your firbolg character:
- Derrick (it turns to ash in the mouth)
anyway ‘crab’ is very vague and i love that because it’s totally possible that snippy could be a coconut crab. fitzroy shows up to class wearing one of these fuckers like a backpack and says that he needs to love him and the whole rest of the class is losing their minds
firbolg adventurezone successfully completing one (1) task in the socializing tavern class and immediately following it with “I will lay down” is a mood
[ID: Three screenshots from Griffin Mcelroy’s Instagram story.
The first is a screenshot of the Unearthed Arcana: Barbarian and Monk page. An arrow points to the “Path of the Wild Soul” subsection. Over this, Griffin has written “New TAZ season today! Real excited about my character build. For those asking.”
The second reads, “follow up: Folks asking about spellcasting, Trav let me take the Magic initiate (Sorcerer) feat, mostly for narrative flavor. I know three spells.”
The third reads, “(I’m multiclassing at some point, Trav is giving me an advance.)
(After the shit Magnus pulled, it is the Least he can do.)” /ID]
barbarians can’t usually cast spells, but griffin’s character is (or is going to be) a barbarian/sorcerer multiclass!!! time 2 fuckin rage babey
mr. firbolg screaming “THERE IS THE SOUND OF A CLANGING!! THERE IS A FIRE BEHIND THE EYES!! A SPLITTING, SPLITTING, SPLITTING!!! IT IS A FIRE!!!!” after being asked to do one simple math problem is an absolute adhd mood

