You will take the glue. Loss prevention is a core tenant of any successful business.
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You will take the glue. Loss prevention is a core tenant of any successful business.
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I JUST FINISHED THE EP AND I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS COMMENT ABOUT COMRADE HIGGLEMAS HWAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
fitz, feeling left out: festo i would actually like to party with you
festo: and i would like to party with snippers!
also i am officially starting the sir fitzroy maplecourt protection league bc i am so scared for my boy
[ID: Two drawings that mirror each other. The first is of Aubrey, a small human child and her mother. Aubrey has like brown skin with dark brown, curly hair in a bun. The woman also has brown skin skin and shoulder-length hair that is very dark brown. The mother wears a sleeveless red dress and boots, while aurbey wears an orange top and red bottoms. The woman’s back is turned to us as she is seated on her knees and holding up a pendant made of an orange crystal and silver chain.
The second image is of Argonaut, a small water Genasi child and his mother. Argo has like blue skin with dark blue, water-like hair and fin-like ears. The woman is similar, with greener-toned skin and hair that goes past her shoulders. They are both wearing loose garments of various shades of blue. The woman’s back is turned to us as she is seated on her knees and holding up a large gold pendant that looks like a coin. End ID]
McElroys stop making me emotional about moms challenge
Broke: the big bad is a world-ending monster
Woke: the big bad is Higglemass Wiggenstaff and/or Hieronymus Wiggenstaff
Bespoke: the big bad is Fitzroy
Thank u Taz:g for giving us rep of the three college student archetypes
- Former gifted kid
- Broke
- Can’t do math, doesn’t know what a syllabus is
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When you gotta update your Brand™ so you enlist your friend’s help
[ID: Sir Fitzroy is a half elven man with tan skin, and short auburn hair, and a slight beard. He wears a bright red, double breasted jacket with gold and burgundy accents. He is talking to Rainier, a human woman with tan skin and long blonde hair. She is wearing a purple and black dress with puffy, striped sleeves, and a large black sunhat with a lavender ribbon. She is seated in a burgundy, levitating chair. He rubs the back of his neck as he says to her, “So…I’m a villain now. Very much not the IDEAL situation, but I am resolved to make the best of it.” Rainer puts up and hand and says “Stop. Say no more.” She then smiles and puts up two fingers guns, while saying, “I know just what you need.”
In the next image, Rainer is showing announcing “Ta Da!” while holding her hands towards Sir Fitzroy, who stands confidently in attire that is from head to toe, quite villainous. It is completely black and grey, and rather ornamental. The sleeves are puffy and slit, there is a cape with fur trimming, and the trousers are tied at the knee with bows. In the third image, we see the firblog, a firbolg, Argo Keene, a water genasi man, and Snippers, a pink magical crab, all seated in folding chairs and clapping their hands excitedly. In snipper’s case, he is snapping his claws.
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I finished the Taako drawing, so now the set of these are complete! I wanted to illustrate some of my favorite quotes from the podcast, since they’ve continued to stick with me since I finished it :’)
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Argo & Fitz!! (& some bonus roomates)
i cannot stop drawing taz grad stuff
[image description: a drawing of Argo and Fitzroy, hanging out in a dorm room. Argo, a lean water genasi with teal skin, wavy shoulder-length dark hair and a thick handlebar mustache, is sitting on the carpeted floor, legs tucked in close to his body as he fiddles with his hair and looks at Fitz. Argo is wearing a white collared tunic with a deep V neckline, gray pants and tall brown boots. Fitzroy, a muscular half-elf with dark brown skin and short blond hair, is lying on his back on a bed with orange sheets. His head is hanging off the edge so he’s upside down. He’s wearing glasses, a gray tank that says “Knights”, pink pants and a locket around his neck. He’s holding a large iridescent crab in both hands and he’s smiling. The sun is setting outside the window on the wall behind them. There’s a black cat with yellow eyes curled up under the bed.]
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