There may or may not be a method to this madness.

howthehelldoileave:

not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

You can’t guess how this story ends

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jackironsides:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

wispsshadow:

vaspider:

st-dionysus:

We’ve had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask “how can an FTM be a top?”

Image ID: Text “Fourteen inches and seventeen pounds of cast iron penis. My late husband found this in the walls of an early 1900s farmhouse that he helped a friend demolish. He wanted to throw it in with his scrap pile and I wouldn’t let him. I mean seriously…who would scrap this?!?” Under this are three pics of a dildo plus balls made out of cast iron. The member is placed on a work table and 2 of the pics also show licence plats and things hung on the wall behind it. The penis it’s self shows the signs aged cast iron does, slight rusting and tarnishing. It has a rounded end with a little ring at the tip end, and has a sligh curve to it making it look quite fallic indead. It looks as though, with the balls, it could have been used with a harness, or for personal use. End ID

I hope this helps whomever had a burning desire for a description, and that they now feel satisfied ;)

I remembers reading about how women in Nantucket and New Bedford and what not, would keep “he’s-at-homes” (scrimshaw dildos) for use while their husbands were out whaling (which was like a multiple years at sea job)

I love that it’s not just that they had dildos while their husbands were away, but that presumably their husbands gave them to them. And not just gave them to them – scrimshaw is the art of the whaler, carving sculptures from the bones and baleen on their catches. So the husbands probably carved them for their wives. The ‘think of me’ on the one above seems like confirmation. That’s love, that is.

Here’s an article about them: https://lithub.com/there-once-was-a-dildo-in-nantucket/

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sexygaywizard:

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Things are happening on reddit

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imlizy:

guy who shaves his pussy but not his legs reported to have referred to this setup as “the devil’s tonsure”

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duncebento:

van-eazy:

Customizable characters in video game cut scenes:

since no one in the tags seems to know, this is a shoot, the ss24 campaign for poster girl, whose narrative depicted its models committing crimes, being arrested, and testifying in court, all while in the clubwear of the brand.

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user-300:

sloppystyle:

“Coñon, her hole gotta be that fucking big? Jesus Chri-

Jesús, perdóname. En el nombre de Jesús, perdóname.”

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escuerzoresucitado:

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mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2:

h0nex:

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

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