There may or may not be a method to this madness.

jack-phy:

Killza :D
craaaaaaaw

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moo-moo-meadows:

netheritenugget:

Since Phil, Niki and Ranboo all have the same cat ears, Technoblade is gonna be really confused at the next Anarchist Syndicate meeting.

personal headcanon they didn’t want him to feel left out as the only furry/anthropomorphic being in the syndicate so they put on cat ears to make him more comfy

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its-elvie-innit:

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

the events of the dream smp actually happened over the course of 1 week ok

Tommy tubbo and ranboo are all actually 6 year olds playing in their backyard and wilbur and dream and techno are tommy’s older brother + his friends being forced to play with them too

Tommy: AND DREAM KILLED ME AFTER HITTING ME OVER AND OVER!!!!

Dream: Wilbur I think your little brother needs therapy

Techno, pointing at Ranboo: so does that one

Ranboo: *shaking his action figure and muttering to himself*

This is… Magical

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desyrae:

cyanicdoodle:

shoezuki:

fullmetallemur:

shoezuki:

TECHNOCORD PUT A LINE IN THE SAND TECHNOS RICH PPL REFUSE TO BETRAY PHIL LIKE THAT. KINGS

Context?

Phil said that at 40k subs he’ll wear a maid outfit so ofc chat been Goin Off because they wild as fuck n like Technos Millionaires been getting Mentioned but technocord ppl are donating saying ‘we will not be your puppets chat. Technocord stands united we will Not betray phil’

I SAID THAT WE WONT BE PUPPETS

ADDITIONALLY HERE ARE MINE 

Posts I would not have understood in the slightest two weeks ago and that now make me giggle wildly in the corner of my living room.

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owlmessages:

Cmon phil he’s trying to do Serious Business here-

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Instagram/Twitter: owlmessages

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fantasyamazonprime:

crowsona pog

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blankliferain:

Now that Philza’s chat is canonically crows:

The sky turns black and you know Phil is close (in the distance “you little shits!”)

Need I say more

….. we’re just built different >.> magic crows

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rubixpsyche:

thatweirdfandom:

phil making it cannon that the chat are just crows/birds is so much funnier when you refer to the clip of him saying “chat stop calling me birdza” with the implication that the birds just see him as a bigger bird and just follow him around

Chatbirds like “creechur have wing? Move block around make nest?? Kill bad mobs? Creechur fly with us? Big bird? Big big bird like we?”

daggryet:

hey so if chat is crows cawing at phil, telling him of what’s happening around the smp; can subs, donos, and bits be small trinkets of affection we bring him? like thousands of just:

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