Fanart for @hobblywobbly ’s fanfic, Be Faithful guys it’s so good, it’s so Good, go read it (but also mind the tags on it)
[ID: A digital drawing of Philza and Dream from a Dream SMP Au. Phil is pictured from the waist up and Dream can be seen from the knees, because he is taller and further away from the camera. Phil’s eyes are covered by a bandage, he is wearing a loose shirt, and some kind of blanket or cape wrapped around his shoulder. He is facing the camera, and pointing at his bandages with his left hand. On his right shoulder a crow sits.
Dream is posed more in a three-quarters kind of way, walking towards Phil, and is about five steps away from him. He is wearing his mask, some kind of fur around his neck and netherite armour over an undershirt. Behind him a cape flows. The background is the inside of Technoblade’s cabin.
The following conversation is written out in speech bubbles. Philza says: “Mate, I’m blind. I can barely walk around this house. Thanks for that, by the way.” To this Dream replies: “Oh Philza, we both know that isn’t completely true. I wouldn’t have taken your eyes, if I knew it would hinder you in some way. And I had no choice! They made me.”
The second picture is the exact same, but it’s missing the speech bubbles.
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how come people always designate techno as the “bad at emotions” one when talking about techno and phil. the second techno trusts someone enough to let them in, he’s fucking ride or die, he’ll profess his love to them three times daily while giving them the equivilant of a fucking royal treasury’s worth of gifts. meanwhile phil’s the living embodiment of this meme
Mumza protects the wishes of the chat :]
“You’ll do what the crows say for the subgoal, alright?”
(via dykesymmetry)
When you can only truly rest in trusted company, you may find yourself easily exhausted
(via piggy-mans)
my streamer’s an asshole </3
eerieticals-deactivated20220522:
dsmp characters as my attempt at pjo-esque chapter titles
technoblade - i’ve forsaken god and now people hate me for being right
dream - i don’t want to gatekeep, girlboss, and gaslight my way out of this anymore
wilbur - is blowing up a country really an overreaction?
philza - why you shouldn’t become an immortal: a persuasive essay
ranboo - it’s not a war crime if you don’t remember it
tubbo - it’s not a war crime if you don’t acknowledge the geneva convention
schlatt - becoming a landlord is the only goal anyone should have in life
quackity - my fiancé was an alcoholic so now i torture people
fundy - my dad left to get milk from the store when i was five and i haven’t seen him since
tommy - hey google is it possible for a human being to hibernate
niki - i am tired of being nice and i will go apeshit
jack manifold - if death shows up at your front porch, slam the door in their face
george - my best friend got replaced by a god










