redstonedust:

i think we need to highlight the hilarity that out of all the soul-bound duos, the ones that are two 40~ year old men with kids irl went in hardest on being Married Beloved Soulmates In Love from day one. meanwhile most other duos are fairly platonic roomies atm and every single lgbt+ person has caught pearl in the crossroads of a messy four way divorce. this is the strangest possible pride month.

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wildcardjoey:

hermitpermits:

moon1ee:

Can we talk. Can we talk about the golden apple not being allowed in double life anymore. Impulse and Bdubs called it the “forbidden fruit”.

If you eat it, it literally unsyncs your hearts from your soulmates.

It’s the fucking forbidden apple from the garden of eve what the fuck what the–

… wait.

If it unsyncs your hearts from your partner’s… and you down one before your partner loses their shared last life…

THEN-

Does that mean you survive?? While your partner is dead?

Does that mean there’s still a possibility of only one winner???

They hate us. We lose.

Imagine Scott and Cleo each eat one, pledge themselves to each other only

And actually survive to the final two

But because they aren’t bound together, one has to kill the other even then.

What if It’s Pearl or Martin, spared to fight to the end because of their failure to find their partner, and the isolation that followed?

someone takes another’s soul mate hostage, and rather than give into the demand, they abandon their partner.

Someone eats one by mistake, and the other can only feel betrayed regardless of it being an accident, because why was it on their person?

Reds carrying them as practically a standard issue item to guaranty their own survival.

One decides they are going to get revenge, because there’s always revenge, so they break their bond as to not endanger their partner in this suicidal action.

Putting an apple down between you and your partner and saying ‘are you going to eat it or am I?’

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE WHY DID WE TRUST THEM

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cryptidslair:

How to Break Up with Your Soulmate and Be Petty About It; a Comprehensive Guide by Scott Smajor and Zombiecleo

roenais:

this idea has been plaguing me for days

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cocoabats:

after all this time back together

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elytrans:

elytrans:

i love how the life series soulmates update has distracted us all completely from the fact that the only enchanter this season is located in the deep dark. you’d better enjoy your happy couples while they last because i have a feeling we’re going to be losing a few to the warden.

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electracraft:

oh my god ace race 🖤🤍💜

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cocoabats:

the story of monopoly mountain as told by different kinds of hugs they shared

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zlixlriffs:

This is an accurate representation of the first session

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