DM to our Paladin: “You fail your Wisdom saving throw. You find no logical reason why you should not give that skeleton a handjob.”
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"Summon monster isn’t for booty calls."
— My DM, regarding my (ab)use of the fact that my summoner can summon succubi (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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