There may or may not be a method to this madness.

enderspawn:

I gotta say I love the joe hills and zombiecleo dynamic, esp in joe’s last episode. mans just says some random poetic but unhinged shit and cleo’s like “… yes joe very cool.” joe is like “cleo do you have the energy to hear about a personal victory of mine” and cleos takes this heavy sigh before goin like “alright I prepped myself, go ahead”. the line about joe going “im lucky cleo’s got a long fuse” and cleo going “9 years and counting!”

ESPECIALLY with cleo explicitly just going murder-and-stealing-feral this season, but then being like “no not you joe you’re lovely and I’m glad you’re here”. it’s literally this vine and I love it.

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jack-enbyfold:

Hermitcraft from the perspective of a DSMP fan who’s watched like 5 videos of season 8 and read hermit!Tommy fics

• THOSE FUCKING BUILDS WHAT THE FUCK
• THATS A FUCKING STARTER BASE?!?!
• They trust each other a lot which is nice but also terrifying
• No swearing for some reason
• Yo, these motherfuckers pull the long game, annoying shit on each other
• A bit of plot? They kinda have roles/aesthetics for each season which is nice
• I was not aware so many were European. I knew Mumbo and Grian were British but that was it

Now for the hermits themselves:

• Scar: Very funny man, have subscribed, I like him and his little hat, defiantly the main one I’m watching, his aesthetic this season is on point but he apparently plays a bad guy a lot??? He was evil in 3rd life.
• Grian: you can not tell me this man is not a science teacher. Mans should be teaching biochem. Basically Tommy but mellowed out a little, stole doors and planted chickens last season I think
• Mumbo: I would kill for this man
• Xisuma: I did not know he was British, Grarss, like the guy hate the skin, kind admin man
• Bdubs: oh, I love his voice. I love his voice so much
• Renthedog: more rp then the other hermits?? I think??? I like his vibes
• Joe: poems and dogs, seems lovely honestly
• Iskal: love the accent, feel like I can trust him
• Stress: is she British too? It’s either her or Cleo that is, strong puffy vibes in fics
• Cleo: school teacher zombie lady, I love her fanart
• False: the one who does PVP! I like her, she seems lovely
• Peral: she’s new I know that, she’s great at building! Apparently helped Grian in the past?
• Keralis: looks insane, nice voice tho
• Tango: ngl, I only remember how red his mc skin looks
• Etho: I thought this man’s name was Etho Slab not Etho’s lab, weeb
• Doc: I know nothing about this man but he looks cool as fuck in all the fan art and shit
• That’s all I know, I know there’s other hermits, I just haven’t seen them properly yet

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hostilemuppet:

CONGRATS CLEO IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!

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icxrusat:

Someone had to do it

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snailsnfriends:

ethoslab? does he have friends named pathos and logos? idk I’m not into hermitcraft

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the-phantom-ender:

the headcanon of multiple servers sharing the same universe combined with the headcanon that server admins have almost god-like abilities is so fun to me because like. imagine with me.

Grian, after Evo:

Xisuma: Hey would you like to join Hermitcraft? I’m the admin, you will have to kind of step down from an admin role.

Grian: Would I?!

And a few years pass and just.

Grian, brushing off his god powers: I want to play knife Monopoly.

Xisuma: … What?

Grian, creating 3rd Life: I Want To Play Knife Monopoly.

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sweetest-honeybee:

It is him

rainia:

Guys. I’m starting to think that the hermits take the whole “mining” and “crafting” part of minecraft a bit too seriously… like bestie. I get that it’s in the title of the game… but you didn’t have to go that far… damn..

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