Hermits but I decide how Gender they are (in good faith and /lh fun).
Bdubs: unhinged ferret is a valid gender. How does he do That with his voice, that is so unbelievably unfair. +2 Gender Points for the bleached mohawk. 10/10 gender.
Cubfan135: lab coats are good. I don’t know if he’s bald or has a shaved head but either way it makes for a nice combo with the beard. 7/10 gender. Eboy (beloved? beloathed? befuddled). 8/10 gender.
DocM77: evil scientist furry???? Sign Me The Fuck Up. If I don’t look human do I have to have a Gender? I thought not. Also- once again, voice?? Points added for crocs. 9/10 gender.
Etho: Impeccable Gender Vibes. Mask, white hair, ‘what the Fuck is interaction’ combined makes for one hell of a vibe middle school me would’ve loved. Smart, and yet without a brain cell, like all the cool gender kids. 11/10 gender.
False: bruh. Sword??? Sword and steampunk goggles??? I have those things in my closet right now. There is something about the jacket that makes my gender vibes tingle. please tell me I’m not the only one. 8/10 gender.
Gem: cottagecore gal! The overalls and flower crown make me smile. She gives off a gender but not The Gender, y’know? 6/10 gender.
Grian: trash man. stinky little gremlin. Mischief is a gender and he has proved it, right after proving Shenanigan and Trouble. I gotta vibe with the sweater, but he refuses to change his hair :( 5/10 gender.
Hypno: trench coat and possible crop top. hell to the fuck to the yeah. 9/10 gender.
Impulse: I did not think dad vibes were a gender until him. Cargo shorts are valid and a respectable gender pant choice. Drummer. He could probably make an afk gender farm. 9/10 gender.
Iskall: :] 10/10 gender.
Jevin: Amorphous blob in a hoodie was yet another seventh grade gender goal tbh, so I think I gotta give points for that. 7/10 gender.
Joe Hills: I do not need to explain this one. 11/10 gender.
Keralis: not a gender :( eyes scary :( but he has assigned me ASAV (assigned sweetface at video) so I gotta give him a little credit. 2/10 gender.
MumboJumbo: Y’know, if the suit look wasn’t already hella gender, the utter buffoonery that is the jumbo man would make it. No one with a Gender has a single brain cell, so thank you Mr. Jumbo for the accurate rep. 7/10 gender.
Pearl: black hoodie and shorts, highlighted hair- no joke, this is the actual middle school Gender I did have, so thank you Ms. Moon for making it 3/3. Also the name is very gender of her. 9/10 gender.
Rendog: Ladies, gentleman, everyone in between, please rise for the most Gender Man on the server, Ren-Diggity-Dog! We got a ponytail! We got suspenders! We got ripped jeans! We got a furry! 100/10 gender.
Scar: Listen. Listen. I know it is meant to be a vest but I keep looking at Scar’s skin and thinking it’s a corset. Do you see my dilemma. Do you see my problem. Half-naked wizard and cowboy are also pretty awesome genders. I respect his refusal to put on a shirt. 10/10 gender.
Stress: Like she is with all things, Stress is a pro at gender. The pink cardigan and occasional bits of murderous rage really sell the show. 8/10 gender.
Tango: …do I need to say anything? Man has gender to a T (heh), but I gotta take points off for the bug eyes. 9/10 gender.
TFC: no gender vibes, only pickaxe. Maybe branch mining does count as a gender? 3/10 gender
Beef: big, buff, bloody. I’m swooning over the gender this man has. Also another voice with extreme Gender moments, don’t sleep on this man hermitblr! 8/10 gender.
Wels: who needs an assigned gender when you can have: full body armor! I wish I could banish my evil gender clone to hell with a rap battle. 7/10 gender.
xB: the casual outfit is pretty slick, I gotta admit. I respect the gender that comes with isolation as well. Plus! APAK (assigned princess by Keralis) adds some points for him. 6/10 gender.
Xisuma: shapeshifting doomguy is not exactly a gender I thought I would ever see but goddamn do I see it. The bee and axolotl skins are both on the gender spectrum but at opposite ends. Points taken off for reasons unrelated to gender, I just really hate that he likes egg on his pizza. 6/10 gender.
Zedaph: …okay, if I gathered up 100 people with Gender and asked them ‘hey would you like macaroni for hair’ I know for a fact at least 5 of them would say yes. Obligatory maid dress mention. Obligatory Create Mod skin mention. Gender lies with the unethical experiments of a socially awkward scientist. 8/10 gender.
ZombieCleo: [smacks zombie] wait that’s a terrible idea [lightly taps zombie] this gal can fit so much Gender in her. Being undead just really adds to the point pool here, guys! Sarcasm is a valid Gender Language that I gladly respect, right beside ‘flower crown’ and ‘striped socks’. 9/10 gender.
hey!! i made a survey for hermitcraft fans on tumblr, new and old! i’d really appreciate it if people took it/spread it around if they have the time ^_^
The concept of the Hermits going back to Hermitcraft after 3rd Life ended is hilarious, especially if you look at 3rd Life in a more silly, non-serious light
Imagine a handful of your friends spontaneously taking a camping trip with a few others to the middle of nowhere and you find out it was to LARP a bastardized fusion of King of the Hill and Predator-Prey in the woods for a month straight
And when they come back half of them are painted grey, and that Skizz fellow who comes and visits Team ZIT every once in awhile has purple stains up to his elbows, and… who is that blond kid hanging out with Ren???
Xiusma just sees his gaggle of idiots stumble around tiredly and is like “so…. did you guys win?” and a chorus of groans is drowned out by the smug cheers of Grian and Scar
doc gets a mullet because while he was gone in s7 his hair grew a ton and ren offered to cut it. doc said “alright just don’t give me one of those mullet things” and ren said “alright man whatever you say” and then gave him a mullet
ok i just started watching hermitcraft and do people on the server just like. respect the honor system? if someone on the dream smp left a minecart full of mending books with a paper that said “3 diamonds per book” unattended, they would come back to find all the books stolen and probably the minecart and chest stolen too.
yep they play by gentleman’s rules, people will absolutely respect that rule!
in hermitcraft, if they say a building is a vault, they make up a whole spy scene in which they try to infiltrate the vault and break in. they don’t simply break the blocks with a pickaxe.
meanwhile in dream smp, to have an unbreakable prison, they made it so that it is actually impossible for someone to escape the prison if they try
the honor code extends to things like not brute-forcing through iron piston doors if you don’t know the proper code to get through and replacing all of someone’s items if you accidentally cause them to die and lose their stuff.
grian blew up rendog’s stuff in a mini game by accident and replaced his entire set of max-enchanted netherite armor and tools as an apology.
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