Hermits with their names in brackets [] are hermits that I don’t personally watch
[TinFoilChef] - grandpa that would let you commit crimes
ImpulseSV - Golden Retriever Energy™️, was either a model student in college or was absolutely wild. Nothing inbetween.
TangoTek - Uncle that is equally likely to teach you an important life skill or to dare you to hit a beehive with a broom. Either way he’ll give you $5
ZedaphPlays - you know that cousin that goes to an Ivy-Legue school but totals their car every three months?
Renthedog - idk but he definitely has a symbiotic relationship with lesbians. Also: he takes baths with scented candles. Do with that what you will.
JoeHillsSays - for all The Gays out there: he’s like if your emotional-support English teacher was, in fact, a straight white man from Nashville, Tennessee.
[Welsknight] - he takes long, contemplative walks in the woods and comes home with a pocket full of cool rocks to show his wife. Ok so I don’t actually know if he does this but that’s not important.
Zombie Cleo - Your mom’s cool younger sister that you don’t see very often. Would 100% offer to drive you and your friends to a concert during your emo phase.
Iskall85 - the human embodiment of “he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit”, gives really good high-fives
Ethoslab - he’s like a chaotic neutral DnD character that exclusively rolls Nat 20’s or Nat 1’s
VintageBeef - basically like a scary biker dude that hands out free milkshakes and kittens
FlaseSymmetry - Wine aunt that seems straight-laced until she convinces your mom to let you get a puppy.
Stressmonster- I bet that she gives the best hugs. She has probably almost set her kitchen on fire a few times but you know what? So have I so I can’t hold that against her.
[XBcrafted] - probably keeps a baseball bat in his car to A) play with his neighbor’s kids or B) beat up creeps
[Mumbo Jumbo] - I will bet any amount of money that, at any given time, Mumbo is not 100% certain what day of the week it is or has a burn on his hands from an incident with a toaster oven.
[iJevin] - I think that he probably has very strong opinions about whether or not olives are good on pizza. I don’t know what that opinion is, but boy does he have it.
BdoubleO100- Imagine a weasel that learned to unlock its cage and decided to make it everyone’s problem. Now imagine that that weasel was a father and played Minecraft for a living.
[Keralis1]- Would wear a pink fluffy bathrobe and bunny slippers whilst eating goat cheese and honey.
[DocM77]- You know how sometimes when you wake up from a nap, you chug some stale coffee that you left out, and you feel like you could fight god? No? Just me? Ok well that’s Doc’s Vibe.
[Hypno]- You know how in high school there is that one teacher who seems like the most boring person on the planet, until one day the off-handedly mention that they fought a bear in the Russian Wilderness? That’s Hypno. He also has a really pretty cat if that helps.
Cubfan135- The cousin you’re not allowed to hang out with anymore because he babysat you when you were 8 one time and he added rocket thrusters to your bike using aerosol cans.
Grian- Everyone thinks he’s a chaotic gremlin, but he’s more like a cat that whacks cups off the counter. It’s not chaotic because it’s calculated and with Intentions.
Xisuma-He’s a nice dude, very talented, very smart. He does a great job of being admin and played a massive role in making Hermitcraft the amazing thing that it is. This community would not exist without him. But I would absolutely deck him if given an opportunity. Almost every Xisuma fan I’ve talked to feels the same way. Something about him is just very punch-able.
Oh my stars I forgot scar
GoodTimesWithScar- Older brother who taught you how to swim but booby traps your entire house on April fools day.
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GeminiTay- Café employee in a sea-side town that all of the tourists fall in love with a little bit.
{Pearlesentmoon}- Your childhood babysitter who beat up the older kids who were bullying you. She also drives an older grey car with a truly excessive amount of air fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror.
I feel like Etho and Doc are on the same side of the “the more you know about them the more confused you are” scale but have complete opposite vibes
I know approximately five things about Etho after about a decade of watching Team Canada videos. He made homemade fireworks that one time, is 6'2", and lives in Canada. He may or may not wear glasses. He previously worked in a greenhouse business. He gets nosebleeds when he has soft drinks. Does he have a favourite colour? Can’t tell you. Any pets? No clue.
Meanwhile Doc was a professional basketball player for 15 years and played against Dirk Nowitzki, who Wikipedia tells me is “considered by many to be the greatest European player of all time”. He has degrees in electrical engineering, social science, political science, and a PhD in nursing where he specialized in dementia research. He’s 6'5" and has a vegetable garden. He talks about politics on twitter and has a cat named Gracie and his favourite colour is green. However this man is still an enigma to me. Who is Docm77? I can tell you his full name but his vibes are so Out There it’s like I know nothing about him at all.
Don't give up. Unless you have to for a little while. Then don't panic. CONTAINS: Star Trek, Dungeons and Dragons, Critical Role, History, Current Affairs, Space, Cats, and Etc. Adult.
