There may or may not be a method to this madness.

theminecraftbee:

we were so wrong about which of the two broken soulmate bonds were going to be normal about being divorced, and in hindsight. how did we not realize. both cleo and martyn, while both vindictive in their own rights, also both want to survive and win. scott, however, is petty and dramatic and has already won once anyway, and pearl is just completely insane. we should have seen this coming. should have realized cleo and martyn would just snipe at each other while also giving each other the bare minimum help needed to survive, while meanwhile scott starts the day by going “we should axe crit each other to hurt our soulmates” and pearl is in his walls. incredible. show-stopping. hilarious. how did we get this so wrong

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shadeswift99:

worldsworststairs:

Wild guesses for what the HELL could happen in session 2 apparently:

-someone tries to speedrun for the enchanting table despite being wildly unprepared

-Pearl makes several grave mistakes

-somehow the most improbable chain of freak accidents occur possible

-someone decides to fuck around. They find out

-like one soulbound group’s series are ended

-fall damage death

- Scar’s allay dies (widespread devastation)

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mahgck:

mahgck:

vibes ive gotten from double life so far

I see your feedback and im listening

elytrans:

what i want to know more than anything actually is how the pitch meeting for double life/season 3 went down. like. did grian just sit everyone down in the season 3 members voice chat and go “okay, so who here has heard of soulmate aus?”

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pattonflowerinnit666:

So glad Double Life is a soulmate au! Can’t wait for season 4 when Grian suggests they play on a map with a coffee shop!

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galatoma:

galatoma:

Deleting dating apps to meet my soulmate the old fashion way (the universe links our souls together so that we experience both injury and death together and i realize im soulmates with someone by noticing we are taking damage together but they dont realize it because they are too focused on follow a little fairy creature around and hanging out ginormous cats and they only realize its me when i drop a stalactite on their head and see me take damage with them)

Deleting dating apps to meet my soulmate the old fashion way (my partner fucking blows up and we see each other for the first time when we respawn)

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Etho’s comments asking the big questions. 

[ID: Youtube comment from ShiP wReCk reading “If someone wearing thorns armor hits their soul mate, would it create a feedback effect and kill them instantly? Or would the equipment deal back a lower amount of damage, thus causing it the damage loop to fizzle out like a dampened oscillator?”]

sarioh:

sarioh:

joel and etho are actually a match made in heaven and i’ll never shut up about it. in episode one they gave scar their iron helmets and IMMEDIATELY tattled on him to grian despite being the ones who MADE the helmets. which is basically a repeat of what happened in 3rd life when etho told tango there was a lot of cobblestone up for grabs in ren’s chest and then IMMEDIATELY ran to ren crying and screaming about how tango was stealing from him. they both have the same rancid vibes of an annoying sibling that you just want to punt into space and it’s amazing

just hands down the worst people on the server and i’m living for it

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habeascorpseus:

can i just say how fucking fun it is that jimmy is partnered with someone who has not once made a joke about how often he dies??? like the fact that tango seems genuinely so confident in Jimmy’s abilities that he let him make the plans and asked him for strategies is just so??? nice??? and jimmy immediately rattling off genuinely good strategies and ideas in response as tango nods and follows them is a treat to watch! like, tango is made for support and jimmy is long overdue for some self-assuredness and confidence, to the point where this match just feels perfect?? they might not be the best or strongesr team, but at last, jimmy has found himself someone who chugs the Respect Himbos juice,

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