There may or may not be a method to this madness.

Ah so BTTV is not allowed in Critical Role chat, and they are now on a 12-minute cooldown slow mode. 

questbedhead:

Headcanon, until proven otherwise:

Ashton, when they first met: So like, what’s your pronoun situation? Do robots even do gender.

F.C.G.: Not really! Why, do you think I should try it?
Ashton: Nah, it’s pretty bullshit. I like going by He/They though.

F.C.G.: Well, shucks, I guess I’ll just go with that too, then! We can match :)

Ashton: FUCK yeah we can :)

(via vethany)

invoked-duplicity:

laudna, who looks like corpse bride and has a dead rat dangling from her belt: i hope we didn’t draw too much attention

narvaldetierra:

(via pike-the-monstah)

birdsbeard:

The rest of the cast saw Laura pull Jester from a one shot and went “WE CAN DO THAT???”

(via pike-the-monstah)

Travis: “Are you being hunted? Are you being followed? Are you criminal folk?”

Taelisin: “Do we have to answer all of those questions? Cause that’s a lot of questions.”

7cxrhye:

medusasstory:

7cxrhye:

slayerscake:

Things i can’t wait for new critters to experience for the first time:

• Sam’s ad read
• “How do you want to do this” [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
• WE PLAY DUNGEON & DRAGONS!
• S̶a̵m̵'̶s̷ ̵a̶d̴ ̵r̵e̵a̷d̵
• Matt’s awesome voice acting
• A resurrection
• S̷̱̗̊̐͝a̶͚͌m̷̞̱̠͖̿̀'̸̺̖̳͂̏͂͜s̶͈̬̬̼̿́͝ ̵̨͚̅ͅa̵̘̟͑d̵͖͂ ̸̣̯̣̪̊̽́̓r̴̗̹̿̏̈̌͜e̵̲͎̭̮̐͆ǎ̸̃̏̄ͅd̴͕͍̫͔̂

As my dash is currently nothing but Critical Role posts, I think it’s time I joined this fandom, or at least gave it a shot. Seems like a good time to start. Catch me watching the session one VOD this weekend ig :D

Oh I’m sorry for my very loud live-blogging and also WELCOME. Uh, I think the VOD is available immediately if you have a twitch sub, the episode goes up on Youtube on monday, and the podcast goes live on the next thursday. So you have options. :P

By episode does that mean edited? Or just the straight up footage? Bc I might hack it and save the YouTube livestream to my watch laters (if they haven’t fixed that glitch by now) if they don’t edit it. Or, edit it more, I guess. I tuned in for a very brief moment and I’m already loving the sound design and stuff!!

Oh they do not edit! Straight footage, all usually-four-hours of it. 

criticalrolo:

look at those thigh highs boots. he’s a slut he’s a king he’s a gilf. bertrand can still get it and if travis thinks otherwise he’s about to be MISTAKEN

Happy to see that my other fandom is also very eager to sexualize the old man and not let him rest.

fjordfocused:

in every friend group, there’s at least one:

• psychic Southern belle who wants just a little bit of forbidden knowledge
  
• terrifying goth woman who wants kids to think she’s cool
• rock whose sleep schedule is more ambigious than their gender
• soft-voiced kleptomaniac with goat legs
• exhausted man who multiclassed as short king and team dad
• geriatric returning character with quests
  
• Claptrap
  

(via saintofanything)