So excited for this old man to wipe the floor with them next week.
Sorry I’m just so distracted by Imogen phrasing it as “what we really need is clout”. The university ONLY accepts hypebeasts and influencers. You need to have a minimum number of Twitter followers to go to the extended libraries. If you dont have at least four brand deals you are STALE and IRRELEVANT. Would the Exandrian version of Mr Beast collab with you? No? Pathetic.
(via criticalrolo)
ashton is incapable of being straight
Ok but y’all KNOW this Laudna de Rolo theory is either spot on OR this is the spiritual successor to the Caleb Werewolf theory. Tin hats on friends
Travis really said “FINE I guess I’ll make a character that DOESNT HAVE TO remember anything!” And honestly that was very sexy of him
(via cranesofibycus)
Robbie’s hands visibly shaking on the performance check is the real D&D experience.
Bertrand: so are any of you being hunted by the law?
The party: Oh hahaha what a question. Intreguing question. But what do you mean by law? Whose laws? The gods? Our own? Who controls morality in the world? And what do you mean by hunt, good sir? We are not game. We are not animals. We are people, with hearts and minds and souls. Even the robot. Metaphorically. But the point stands. Do you understand? Do you understand, good sir?
Bertrand: it was a yes or no question but okay.
(via jabletown)
