lcn71:

rynnay:

rumbutt:

screenageralex:

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

The rest of your 30s is just level grinding to catch up

Your 40s are full of facing bosses that you think you should be able to beat by now, but then the dog gets into the trash and they thrash you while you’re distracted.

(via merhaskell)

bitter-feminist:

me, talking about my trauma: haha yeah it was no big deal tho i don’t really care it’s whatever honestly

somebody: validates my trauma and says i shouldn’t have had to go through that

me, suddenly crying: huh. weird

(via geardrops)

coolcatgroup:

how to hunt mouse

Step 1: Locate Target

Step 2: Doubt

(via lumpypulloversallround)

nepenthe-e:

i came, i saw, i dissociated

Life Hack for public transit: It’s not real, you’re not real, nothing is real. 

(via criticalrolo)

fruitmeats:

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

(via criticalrolo)