Anonymous asked:

phil with an elytra is just Built Different

dykesymmetry:

fhdkfhdk he honestly is he’s fuckin. he’s absolutely fucking cracked the second he gets wings on the man gets superpowers. but its also kinda funny whenever he streams dsmp after a whole week or so of streaming hardcore because he just Struggles every five minutes. theres a reason he has wings in fanart he’s insane

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alwerakoo:

rubixpsyche:

donniemines:

who will win: the 40 ace race testers who completed the map perfectly fine OR everyone following philza minecraft the wrong way

slike watching a mother duck walk onto a fucking highway

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dinzeeyz:

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“I would follow you to the gates of hell”


Read Orphan’s Path. it’s very good. I love these two idiots so much

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medusasstory:

After watching Phil’s stream today I have come to the conclusion that Fundy, Wil, Tubbo, and Ranboo are equally chaotic, it’s just that Wilbur does it with a straight face, Fundy does it while screaming, Ranboo does it while professing that he isn’t, and Tubbo does it while cussing out the people around him.

Wilbur spent 38 minutes explaining the plot of simpsons episodes in an ASMR voice. Fundy hacked live on stream, specifically using a client with a big watermark. Ranboo did his Minecraft stripper dance on both NPCs and fellow players, and then enabled everything Tubbo was doing with command blocks. Tubbo did that with command blocks, and he also told Jack he was gonna beat him in MCC coins and Jack would have to suck someone else’s balls (not his, that would be wrong). I feel like I’ve been beaten with pool noodles.

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After watching Phil’s stream today I have come to the conclusion that Fundy, Wil, Tubbo, and Ranboo are equally chaotic, it’s just that Wilbur does it with a straight face, Fundy does it while screaming, Ranboo does it while professing that he isn’t, and Tubbo does it while cussing out the people around him.

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yuker:
“did a req for technoblade gathering firewood - philza is using a cane because i like the idea that after his wings blew up, he had to start using a cane to help with the imbalance but he only uses it (if he can) around techno becuase he...

yuker:

did a req for technoblade gathering firewood - philza is using a cane because i like the idea that after his wings blew up, he had to start using a cane to help with the imbalance but he only uses it (if he can) around techno becuase he doesn’t want the kids making old man jokes

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flowery-king:

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Headcanon: ranboo doesn’t use doors

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cosmic-nopedog:

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y'see that one scene from ponyo with the big pretty lady? yeah
that but its them

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Anonymous asked:

Techno being Phil's guide in the Nether to some portal that Phil doesn't know about and they make a very obvious circle around every single warped forest

risingsunresistance:

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stop it phil you’re scaring him >:(

relaxxattack:
“wilburs tts donations are the letters delivered to philza and his murder of crows goes berserk when one arrives”

relaxxattack:

wilburs tts donations are the letters delivered to philza and his murder of crows goes berserk when one arrives

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