• Roommate: Tomorrow I have to read one, maybe two plays to pick which one my students are going to read.
  • Me: Fucked up if true.
  • Roommate: What.
  • Me: That's sick, man.
  • Roommate: Get off the internet.
  • Me: I refuse.

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bubonickitten:

bubonickitten:

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

(via specificfuckery)

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Well, got to explain to another therapist that my asexuality isn’t coming from trauma and it’s not the same as Fear of Intimacy. Love this. 

I did it. I put so many good things into my hot chocolate I made it noxious. I’m proud of me. 

Oh, your friends love you? MY friend just mentioned that she hasn’t finished reading my fanfic because she’s having trouble with screens, so she’s gonna print it off so she can read it. She isn’t even in the fandom

I am Beloved

Take that, younger self. Check and mate. 

Ahahaha, someone from my MPP just came to the door and asked if I was satisfied with our Premier’s behaviour and I got to very kindly tell him the premier sucks. The adrenaline in my system right now. 

nonbinaryezrabridger:

my-hyucking-spoons:

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It’d be like that sometimes

[image description: three meme panels from sailor moon. In the first a man in a mask and tuxedo holds his arm out, a cape flowing down from his back and held up by his hand. The subtitle has been edited to read: “I’m exhausted”. The second panel has sailor moon standing looking up at him questioningly. The subtitle reads: “but you didn’t do anything”. In the last panel the man turns to leave without replying, swishing his cape behind him to cover his exit. End description.]

(via the-king-of-lemons)

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silly-jellyghoty:

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chernobyl:

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@awhellstothejoe @alexandrintea @necruwumancy :3

No seriously, these are simply ND versions of love languages of (in order) talking, shared activities, service, touch, and gift giving.

(via unicornempire)

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Me: My god I am just so stupid today, I hate it.

Roommate: Have you taken your meds today?

Me: Yes. Yes? No. Yes!

Roommate: I feel like 83% of the time you tell me “I’m so stupid today” you forgot to take your meds.

Me: I’m gonna go check.

Me: I forgot to take my fucking meds again.

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