There may or may not be a method to this madness.

incorrectdoublelife:

Bdubs, to Tango: If I run and leap at Cleo she will most certainly catch me in her arms.

Bdubs, sprinting at Cleo: Coming in hot!

Cleo: NO, WAIT, I’M HOLDING COFFEE—

Cleo, after dropping her coffee to catch him: I hope you’re proud of yourself

deepfrost-citadel:

Still not over Bdubs in the 5th session

This man has the audacity to set up a firing squad to pretty directly murder a green despite not being a red himself and then, to lure his actual target (etho) in, claims to want to punish tango (who has not done anything wrong to the crastle gang as far as I know) for wearing a helmet (which is clearly against the rules he cares oh so dearly for) under the guise of justice

And then he helps kill tango

And then he claims etho needs to be punished too for not reporting such a crime (impulse didn’t either but he sure didn’t get shot at)

And then he helps kill etho

And then he admits that actually he wanted to kill etho and tango was just necessary collateral

Sir

You are not supposed to kill if you aren’t red

And then he deliberately goes red

This man is having a villain arc

(via rayhantochtli)

rayveewrites:

3rd Life is so wild because if you told an outsider that one of the players keep teasing another player about the size of his castle as an allegory you would probably think it’s a NSFW thing but nope Bdubs is just insecure about his height.

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salcreus:

“When will you two understand that this is not a game anymore! It’s death, it’s bloodshed, it’s your demise.”

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kishdoodles:

Crastle people art (pre-session 5) I forgot to post here! I wanted to try leaning into a more modern design instead of the usual stuff!

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mallowbees:

ALT

The Red King has risen.

Red Winter is coming.

3rd Life Quotes Week 5: The Week Of Retribution

Grian: Are you siding with them now?

Etho: I kinda go wherever the chaos is.

InTheLittleWood: We can make some chaos. 

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Bdubs: I hate that this has to happen. I hate it. But unfortunately, justice must be served. 

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Etho: Tango, this isn’t punishment, it’s a mini-game.

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Grian: Just give him the banner, it’s not worth it. We have banner at home. 

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strifesolution:

ren: betrayal… by my own hand… aren’t you ashamed? do you have no remorse?

martyn: your red terror has gone too far. if i die taking you down- so be it.

false, cub, fruit, grian, pete, & oli trying to actually win dodgebolt: 🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍

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ani-craft:

they are lore buddies, your honor

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beacon-lamp:

alternative title: photos taken moments before disaster.

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