boring-adult posting on main sorry but if a recipie tells you that you can make a mayo with immersion blender and just throw everything in there at once, that recipie is LYING to you and should be banned <just learned this
“blah blah blah all you need is an immersion blender” LIES, you have to make mayo the traditional way, with a food processor and a measuring cup and pouring the oil into the emulsification at the absolute slowest rate you can physically manage and still be continuously adding oil, until you actively die of boredom while standing over a horrifically loud food processor! That is how it works! That is how the mayo gets made!
Also I was not making the mayo because I have any sort of goals or aspirations, I was making a mayo because of food allergies and not being able to use canola oil mayo in a slaw, part of my monthly attempt to feed my roommates while also not killing them.
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