Describing the Hermits weirdly:
Hermits with their names in brackets [] are hermits that I don’t personally watch
[TinFoilChef] - grandpa that would let you commit crimes
ImpulseSV - Golden Retriever Energy™️, was either a model student in college or was absolutely wild. Nothing inbetween.
TangoTek - Uncle that is equally likely to teach you an important life skill or to dare you to hit a beehive with a broom. Either way he’ll give you $5
ZedaphPlays - you know that cousin that goes to an Ivy-Legue school but totals their car every three months?
Renthedog - idk but he definitely has a symbiotic relationship with lesbians. Also: he takes baths with scented candles. Do with that what you will.
JoeHillsSays - for all The Gays out there: he’s like if your emotional-support English teacher was, in fact, a straight white man from Nashville, Tennessee.
[Welsknight] - he takes long, contemplative walks in the woods and comes home with a pocket full of cool rocks to show his wife. Ok so I don’t actually know if he does this but that’s not important.
Zombie Cleo - Your mom’s cool younger sister that you don’t see very often. Would 100% offer to drive you and your friends to a concert during your emo phase.
Iskall85 - the human embodiment of “he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit”, gives really good high-fives
Ethoslab - he’s like a chaotic neutral DnD character that exclusively rolls Nat 20’s or Nat 1’s
VintageBeef - basically like a scary biker dude that hands out free milkshakes and kittens
FlaseSymmetry - Wine aunt that seems straight-laced until she convinces your mom to let you get a puppy.
Stressmonster- I bet that she gives the best hugs. She has probably almost set her kitchen on fire a few times but you know what? So have I so I can’t hold that against her.
[XBcrafted] - probably keeps a baseball bat in his car to A) play with his neighbor’s kids or B) beat up creeps
[Mumbo Jumbo] - I will bet any amount of money that, at any given time, Mumbo is not 100% certain what day of the week it is or has a burn on his hands from an incident with a toaster oven.
[iJevin] - I think that he probably has very strong opinions about whether or not olives are good on pizza. I don’t know what that opinion is, but boy does he have it.
BdoubleO100- Imagine a weasel that learned to unlock its cage and decided to make it everyone’s problem. Now imagine that that weasel was a father and played Minecraft for a living.
[Keralis1]- Would wear a pink fluffy bathrobe and bunny slippers whilst eating goat cheese and honey.
[DocM77]- You know how sometimes when you wake up from a nap, you chug some stale coffee that you left out, and you feel like you could fight god? No? Just me? Ok well that’s Doc’s Vibe.
[Hypno]- You know how in high school there is that one teacher who seems like the most boring person on the planet, until one day the off-handedly mention that they fought a bear in the Russian Wilderness? That’s Hypno. He also has a really pretty cat if that helps.
Cubfan135- The cousin you’re not allowed to hang out with anymore because he babysat you when you were 8 one time and he added rocket thrusters to your bike using aerosol cans.
Grian- Everyone thinks he’s a chaotic gremlin, but he’s more like a cat that whacks cups off the counter. It’s not chaotic because it’s calculated and with Intentions.
Xisuma-He’s a nice dude, very talented, very smart. He does a great job of being admin and played a massive role in making Hermitcraft the amazing thing that it is. This community would not exist without him. But I would absolutely deck him if given an opportunity. Almost every Xisuma fan I’ve talked to feels the same way. Something about him is just very punch-able.
Oh my stars I forgot scar
GoodTimesWithScar- Older brother who taught you how to swim but booby traps your entire house on April fools day.
NEW HERMITS!!
GeminiTay- Café employee in a sea-side town that all of the tourists fall in love with a little bit.
{Pearlesentmoon}- Your childhood babysitter who beat up the older kids who were bullying you. She also drives an older grey car with a truly excessive amount of air fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror.
(via harley-the-pancake)
