acerace:

I feel like Etho and Doc are on the same side of the “the more you know about them the more confused you are” scale but have complete opposite vibes

I know approximately five things about Etho after about a decade of watching Team Canada videos. He made homemade fireworks that one time, is 6'2", and lives in Canada. He may or may not wear glasses. He previously worked in a greenhouse business. He gets nosebleeds when he has soft drinks. Does he have a favourite colour? Can’t tell you. Any pets? No clue.

Meanwhile Doc was a professional basketball player for 15 years and played against Dirk Nowitzki, who Wikipedia tells me is “considered by many to be the greatest European player of all time”. He has degrees in electrical engineering, social science, political science, and a PhD in nursing where he specialized in dementia research. He’s 6'5" and has a vegetable garden. He talks about politics on twitter and has a cat named Gracie and his favourite colour is green. However this man is still an enigma to me. Who is Docm77? I can tell you his full name but his vibes are so Out There it’s like I know nothing about him at all.

(via cuuno-moved)