New meme:

mother-entropy:

cumaeansibyl:

arctic-hands:

tomvorikandharry:

thenorsiest:

chris—-h:

mayleavestars:

benjameme-sisko:

snapehateblog:

plant-dad-sulu:

foxy-mulder:

spaceforspirk:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

futurestarfleetcaptain:

boldly-yo:

just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that it’ll look like a shitpost

If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard

it’s offensive to let your dog pee on a tree

spock gets so high he almost becomes straight

Small furries will eat you and your ship

What happens to this one (1) Vulcan man’s brain will blow your mind

You can’t die in the wild west unless ur really feelin it

Just when you think you’ve evaded all of humanity, out of the corner of your eye you see her, Amelia Earhart

If everyone disappears, you’re likely to be trapped in your son’s science experiment.

If you die in the game, you do not die in real life.

area man fucks around in a desert, unearths his mom’s face

two bros rolling in the sand groping each other cause theyre not gay

Convincing boss to go LARPing in another dimension

awkward virgin himbo accidentally infects his boss/crush with violent horny disease (which is actually totally normal for his people)

Professor Moriarty (yes that one) takes over a spaceship with his gf

METAPHOR

::wheeze::

Angry Young Woman Destroys Garden To Make Way For Gentrification

(via saint-batrick)