autistictranspock:

sneez:

sneez:

my private twitter is where the party is happening

image

[ID: a series of tweets by Ned with a little hat on @nedsneez -

“data: permission to leave the bridge captain / picard: for what reason? / data: so I can kiss my husband sir / picard: .. / picard: .. / picard: granted”

“data: permission to go to engineering captain / picard, wearily: so you can kiss your husband, I presume / data: there is an issue with the warp core that requires my attention sir / picard: .. / data: .. / data: and also so I can kiss my husband”

“geordi, through the comms: engineering to the bridge, la forge here / data: geordi, this is data / geordi: hi data :-) / data: hello geordi :-) / geordi: :-) / data: :-) / picard: engineering, this is the captain. stop flirting through the comms”

“data, through the comms: geordi / data: darling / data: honey / data: sweetheart / data: dearest / data: pumpkin / data: beloved spouse / data: love of my l / geordi, from the turbolift: permission to throw something at my husband captain / picard: permission granted” / end ID]

(via saint-batrick)