jack-enbyfold:

Hermitcraft from the perspective of a DSMP fan who’s watched like 5 videos of season 8 and read hermit!Tommy fics

  • THOSE FUCKING BUILDS WHAT THE FUCK
  • THATS A FUCKING STARTER BASE?!?!
  • They trust each other a lot which is nice but also terrifying
  • No swearing for some reason
  • Yo, these motherfuckers pull the long game, annoying shit on each other
  • A bit of plot? They kinda have roles/aesthetics for each season which is nice
  • I was not aware so many were European. I knew Mumbo and Grian were British but that was it

Now for the hermits themselves:

  • Scar: Very funny man, have subscribed, I like him and his little hat, defiantly the main one I’m watching, his aesthetic this season is on point but he apparently plays a bad guy a lot??? He was evil in 3rd life.
  • Grian: you can not tell me this man is not a science teacher. Mans should be teaching biochem. Basically Tommy but mellowed out a little, stole doors and planted chickens last season I think
  • Mumbo: I would kill for this man
  • Xisuma: I did not know he was British, Grarss, like the guy hate the skin, kind admin man
  • Bdubs: oh, I love his voice. I love his voice so much
  • Renthedog: more rp then the other hermits?? I think??? I like his vibes
  • Joe: poems and dogs, seems lovely honestly
  • Iskal: love the accent, feel like I can trust him
  • Stress: is she British too? It’s either her or Cleo that is, strong puffy vibes in fics
  • Cleo: school teacher zombie lady, I love her fanart
  • False: the one who does PVP! I like her, she seems lovely
  • Peral: she’s new I know that, she’s great at building! Apparently helped Grian in the past?
  • Keralis: looks insane, nice voice tho
  • Tango: ngl, I only remember how red his mc skin looks
  • Etho: I thought this man’s name was Etho Slab not Etho’s lab, weeb
  • Doc: I know nothing about this man but he looks cool as fuck in all the fan art and shit
  • That’s all I know, I know there’s other hermits, I just haven’t seen them properly yet

(via pomodoko)