James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year
-was bullied by jocks
-Is a history nerd
-was so much of a teacher's pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it
-Was referred to as "a stack of books with legs"

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards
-broke more hearts than he can remember
-started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart
-likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun
-wouldn't even have become a starship captain if he wasn't this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???