Things Technoblade did/said in the Potato Wars:
- “But I wasn’t farming potatoes for profit, I was farming them for honor, for glory.”
- Potato War 1: “But what could I do? Farm potatoes by hand?” Literally the first sentence of Potato War 2 “So I was farming potatoes by hand-”
- Technoblade trying to figure out how to defeat his enemies and his first two thoughts are Research and then Sabotage
- He knew that the cost of finishing the potato wars instead of collaborating with Dream was hitting his next milestone (3 mil) and he still did it
- He sold like all of this special items just so that he could sell them to buy fucking potato minions
- “Whitelisted wha do you want fro me”
- He single handedly crashed the market price for potatoes
- Bought an alt to infiltrate squid-kid’s anti-Technoblade guild
- Named the alt “potato” in french
- He says that he joined smp earth to throw off squid kid. Is this a joke? Does anyone know?? Like he would do that but also what the fuck?
- Figured out that he could use his skeleton horse pet to trample squid kid’s crops but didn’t because he’s a good person
it was inefficient - Had over 5x as much productivity farming potatoes by hand as squid kid.
- Not because squid is lazy, just bc Technoblade is a legend
- Ah yes, the stages of escalation in the Potato War:
- Research
- Sabotage
- Espionage
- Psychological warfare
- Propaganda
Torture- Grief
- Psychological warfare is allowed but bullying is NOT if you say something mean about squid-kid Technoblade will personally show up in your closet at night like a sleep paralysis demon
- The amount of math and genuine usage of the scientific method in minecraft shouldnt be allowed
- HE IS BUT A PUPPET, AND I THE PUPPETEER
- death note who
- people thought technoblade was botting bc he was that dedicated
- All I’m saying is that if you are a new Technoblade fan and you haven’t seen the Potato Wars you’re missing out on an incredibly important part of his channel and you should liveblog it because i want to laugh at your reactions