I have three theories on why sprinkle the weasel is “ok”
1: Artagan is holding him in every fight
2: Artagan is replacing sprinkle with identical weasels, like a gold fish
3: he has just made himself a weasel at this point and the original has been missing for months now
Consider: Artagan has been a stand-in Sprinkle for several months because Jester forgot him in his little home at the Xhorhaus and he didn’t want her to panic
I wish this post a very good evening.