eerieticals-deactivated20220522:
dsmp characters as my attempt at pjo-esque chapter titles
technoblade - i’ve forsaken god and now people hate me for being right
dream - i don’t want to gatekeep, girlboss, and gaslight my way out of this anymore
wilbur - is blowing up a country really an overreaction?
philza - why you shouldn’t become an immortal: a persuasive essay
ranboo - it’s not a war crime if you don’t remember it
tubbo - it’s not a war crime if you don’t acknowledge the geneva convention
schlatt - becoming a landlord is the only goal anyone should have in life
quackity - my fiancé was an alcoholic so now i torture people
fundy - my dad left to get milk from the store when i was five and i haven’t seen him since
tommy - hey google is it possible for a human being to hibernate
niki - i am tired of being nice and i will go apeshit
jack manifold - if death shows up at your front porch, slam the door in their face
george - my best friend got replaced by a god
