okay so we're narrowing down our options, either:

1) Techno started his April Fools at the optimal time for all timezones to get the most possible jebait out of us all (the most likely)

2) Tommyinnit is the mastermind behind this and has a folder full of .wav files of Techno talking about technical difficulties in 17-28 different ways, which will autoplay at random intervals between around 5 rounds of music for 32 hours