spacemancharisma:

toadscools:

spacemancharisma:

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe……. a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

you know…………….. like bf……………

(via dr-teatime)