Murderbot on a teaching mission with ART would be so funny. It should be a low stress mission. They're not landing on any planets, they're not going anywhere particularly dangerous, there's a 96% chance Murderbot gets to spend the whole time watching media with ART.
Except the ship is full of young humans and many of them are stressed.
The students get used to this one crew member who is grumpy and withdrawn but always shows up if an argument or prank war or fun stunt might be about to get out of hand. Said crew member also investigates complaints, listens to everyone's problems (with obvious reluctance) and shares media illicitly (much less reluctantly).
Murderbot is cursing itself for being a pushover and ART for making it actually dispense relationship advice.
You know what, I bet the young humans watch a lot of media themselves, and now I’m thinking about Murderbot getting a lot of media recommendations from the young humans, who are especially proud if they can bring up a show that Murderbot hasn’t heard about yet.
...Actually now this train of thought has derailed into Murderbot being dragged into fandom discussions. Young humans take media Very Seriously.