i still don’t get why bards are the horny class bc their main stat is charisma when the sorcerer, warlock, and paladin both have charisma as their main stat and like i can kinda get paladins bc the phb kinda has them look like youth pastors with a great sword but like warlocks literally cannot exist without some magical sugar daddy granting them magic powers and sorcerers are literally all descended from monster fuckers and yet i’ve yet to see anyone make a warlock or sorcerer that was just the biggest fucking thot in the material plane and you know what you can make your paladin follow the god of fertility and boom they can be the sluttiest one in the entire multiverse have you met a catholic person???????
Draconic Sorcerers: “Listen. My father fucked dragons. My grandfather fucked dragons. I hail from a proud line of dragonfuckers, and if you think for even a second I am going to deny my offspring these sweet-ass powers, or, more importantly, deny myself the ultimate pleasure of dragonfucking, you are 100% insane.”
You you get it
(via utilitycaster)
