this is some horror movie shit
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
- Feeds other people his own blood
- An affinity for crucifixes
- Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a batok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually
he reclaimed them
(via the-ladyguinevere)
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