[image description: an illustration of a school cafeteria, with the tables labelled: 1 - tall/small; 2 - moron loving morons; 3 - rivals w homoerotic tension; 4 - childhood best friends to lovers; 5 - monster x monsterfucker; 6 - sun & moon; 7 - mutually pining oblivious idiots; 8 - “you’re the only motherfucker on the planet i can stand (wanna make out)”; 9 - overprotective worrywart x reckless showoff; 10 - battle couple]