can we all take a moment to appreciate how gay harrow the ninth is:

• harrow makes out with ianthe for the purpose of “checking” her “jaw” to “make sure she didn’t break the spell she put on her” like five minutes into the book. alright
  
• harrow cuts off ianthe’s arm and regrows her a new one, but in a very horny way because necromancers (and the author) are depraved
  
• harrow acquires at least three potential girlfriends, (albeit two of them somewhat dead (and/or imaginary) and the third an unrepentant murderer)
  
• GOD is bi and was TWICE seduced by two of his SAINTS into m/m/f threesomes for plot related reasons (!!)
  
• original gideon (m) had an affair with commander wake (f) but SURPRISE so did pyrrha (f) while sharing the same body
  
• both of the above events revealed to have resulted in the birth of the universe’s greatest lesbian, Gideon Nav, sword butch extraordinaire
  
• lesbian love triangle fight over tiny angular goth nun witch
• DIY homebrew brain surgery with your sketchiest love interest just to keep even a shred of a scrap of the girl you love alive
• two girls quoting the bible at each other CAN be gay and here’s how!
• abigail pent’s moms