I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*
**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know!
This is gold!!!
Lindy West is married to musician and comedian Ahamefule Oluo, brother of Ijeoma Oluo (author of best-seller So You Want To Talk About Race). Behold the sibling adoration:
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