sometimes the snake looks at me and I find this very exciting
the sexual tension between you and the snake
NO he is a baby!!!!
also he a man snake and I am a lesbian so it wouldn’t work out between us
the only circumstance in which I can imagine myself ending up with a man snake would be if he was actually the rightful heir to the crown but he needed a bride before he could claim his throne… I would totally beard for him if he agreed not to eat me and allowed me moderate to tremendous influence over administration of his kingdom, and also a girlfriend. I could see that marriage arrangement working very well for both of us.
also? if he wanted to see other snakes that would be fine by me. I would draw the line at shepherd’s daughters, though, because what good could come of that?! they’d want to turn him human with milk and lye and riding crops, and THEN where would we be? I’d have a stupid human-shaped husband who could not unhinge his jaws and swallow our enemies whole and all my political ambitions would have to come to a screeching halt.
(via kvothbloodless)
