I've said it before and I'll say it again. There are paranormal shows about finding Bigfoot and there are too many ghost hunters. But faerie hunting is an untapped medium. I need a team. Faerie Finders. Let's get abducted on a shaky cam.
Me, *setting down bowls of milk and honey*: come get y'alls juice !!
Me, *laying down in a mushroom circle in a puffy dress with the sleeves seductively slipping down to show my bare shoulders*: oh dear me I am so tired I suppose I'll take a nap right here