“I’m a waiter/waitress and you always sit in my section. I really like you and i thought you liked me back until you walked in here with a date, w h o o p s would you look at that I keep spilling stuff on them” AU
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#better yet it’s not their actual date#Jack’s just taking his poor overworked friend Janet out#and he also needs Janet’s help with something (the very idea of him and Janet is laughable and everyone MUST see it right? right?)#there’s a cute waitress that he has an alarmingly huge crush on and who maybe likes him back but he’s not sure#poor Janet’s on the verge of snapping (it’s been a long week) when he finally spills the beans doing his best to defend the clumsy waitress#(though him looking at the waitress ~ Sam ~ like he’d like to order her if she was on the menu is kind of telling)#and she finally puts 2 and 2 together (she can’t exactly blame Sam for being jealous of her even if the idea of her and Jack is laughable)#so maybe she can salvage her evening and even have some fun too#the look on Sam’s face is worth it when she asks her out on a date on Jack’s behalf (the look of shock on Jack’s face is worth it too)#because they’re being obvious and kinda stupid (that with the spilling thing)#her free dinner is worth it too (she never expected that Sam would become her best friend after this either)#and Jack’s finally smiling again#so Janet figures that that weird evening was not a waste of time after all#(and what a story to tell their children when they have them!) #sam and jack#otp to end all otps #it’s all about Jam #stargate sg1 TAGS by @samcaarter
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