a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLRW I W ASMT GONNA CRY TODAY
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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