theverybestpencilsoftuscaloosa:

thestuffedalligator:

The Curious Squid were very small, harmless, difficult to find, and reckoned by connoisseurs to have the foulest taste of any creature in the world. This made them very much in demand in a certain kind of restaurant where highly skilled chefs made, with great care, dishes containing no trace of the squid whatsoever.

- Jingo, Terry Pratchett

Something, something, “BBC America’s The Watch treats the source material like chefs cooking curious squid”

This is an inverse squid scenario, though: one where the public has asked for the squid, explained why it wants the squid, described the exact flavor it wants from the squid and only the squid, and the restaurant has nodded and presented a dish called “Curious Squid” which does not in fact contain squid, and may be laced with arsenic

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