*banging fists on the table* orc/elf gfs orc/elf gfs ORC/ELF GFS
bonus points if the orc is clean and sensible and obsessed with poetry and fine art while the elf is a feral nightmare berserker who more often than not returns home looking like she’s just been dragged backwards through a hedge full of thorns after bathing in a swamp
orc lady: this is my tiny wife
her elf wife: babe, i’m 7 feet tall
orc lady, straightening her back and shoulders slightly to better show off her full 9′4″ of height: i love my tiny wife
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