“One of our party has severe arachnophobia, and this happened:: Dm: “There are some giant spiders in this forest so you-” Half-Elf Rogue: “Can they be something else? Not spiders?” Dm: “wh- No they’re spiders” Half-Orc Cleric: “what about eight legged sheep? They’re basically the same.” Dm: “….. ok fine.” Two minutes later: Dm: “The sheep turns around and shoots wool out its ass right onto your face. You can see eyes all over their udders that blink at you” Rogue: “This is so much worse.””

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