In our current campaign our dragonborn ranger managed to take out a bunch of cultists with lightning breath and was showing off and winked at one of the other party members to flirt with them.

Rogue: *glaring at the party member* If you touch him, I will END you. He is underage!

Ranger: Aw come on!

Rogue: Alright, new rule, anyone inappropriately touches the dragonborn, I stab them.

Gnome Cleric: So, no lay on hands then?

Rogue: Just keep it above the belt line.

Gnome Cleric: *distressed* But I can’t REACH above the belt line!