GOTTA GO FAST (the saga of turbomonk)
welcome to lachrymosade’s nerdy-ass RPG math class, please take a seat. we’ll start with multiplication and addition because i don’t need the negativity of division or subtraction in my life right now
suppose a level 20 tabaxi monk and a level 20 gnome wizard decide to see how freakin’ banana-bonkers fast they can get to their favorite tavern, which is a few miles away.
‘hey,’ says the monk, ‘i’ve got these neat boots that make me really fast, i should use those.’
‘tight,’ says the wizard, ‘wanna see how many times i can cast haste on you before we both die?’
‘hell to the yes,’ says the monk.
thus begins their adventure (and ours) into: the critical magical green adventure hill zone