Context: ¼ CR is giving us the hardest battle I’ve ever encountered. Two players are down.

Player1: I grapple the broom! (Success)

Player2: I pull out my rope and tie her and the broom together! (Success)

DM: The broom tries to break out of the rope.. no dice.

Player1: I seduce the broom.

DM: You what?

Player1: NAT. T W E N T Y.

DM: …. *hangs head* nat one. You seduce the **** out of that broom. The broom goes limp and becomes an inanimate object. I hate you guys and you now have a fine broom that can fly 10ft elevation at 20ft fly speed.

Player3: WILL SOMEONE STABILIZE ME?!