lucretia: hey, magnus can we talk
mags: sure what’s up
lucretia: i may have slept with julia when trying to get you a job at the hammer and thongs
mags: are
luc: to be clear i didn’t sleep with her to get you the job it was purely for sport
mags:
lup the next day: hey maggie can we talk
mags: are you going to tell me that you slept with julia too
lup: of fucking course not, but i did go down on her behind a fantasy chow hound when i was looking for the gauntlet
mags:
lup: it was also, for sport,
mags:
mags: god julia had so much game what the fuck love her
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