copperbadge:

hauntingyourself:

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I’ve been laughing at this all day

Me: …beach.

Vampire: No! what do you – 

Me: No as in, beach are you seriously trying that on me? 

(via ethanrayne)

wRITERS! Doughnut say the word you meat to say. Say other words that are not that word. Your word-writing will thank you.

linguist-breakaribecca:

blue-author:

Instead of WALK consider

  • frazzle
  • bounty
  • kelp
  • brigadoon
  • spelunky
  • biscuits w/ sausage gravy
  • quizzical
  • Gary, Indiana

Instead of SAID consider

  • evaporated
  • spleened
  • funjaculated
  • rhubarbed
  • miskatoniced

Any time you are about to use a word, STOP! You are making a mistake. Go to this site. Put in the word you think you want to use. It will tell you that you are wrong and you should use other words. Pick one of the other words.

Remember, the number one rule in writing is show, not tell! If you use the word you mean, you are telling, not showing, and your writing will be bad.

This is exactly as helpful as the posts that unironically tell you that all good writers are required to go through three passes of a thesaurus on every verb. I love it so much.

(via nudityandnerdery)

kasaron:
“ fluffmugger:
“ catbountry:
“The beginning.
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actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment “cos THE progenative shitlord of cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle ...

kasaron:

fluffmugger:

catbountry:

The beginning.

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

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then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

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and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

The first cat memes. 

(via kvothbloodless)

bahnree:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Yes yes I am 20, if anyone asks I have this tumblr post as evidence

(via gingernifty)

fixomnia-scribble:

mad-hare:

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bruh what

Love this whole thing.

Fiber arts, archaeology, righteous grannies and poking holes in inflated academics.

(via lilbittymonster)

acheemient:
“ somethinglikerandomness:
“Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st
”
It’s that time of year again!!
”

acheemient:

somethinglikerandomness:

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

It’s that time of year again!!

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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jenniferrpovey:

mosellegreen:

X

You get it.

This is exactly what Superman stands for.

Superman was created by two second-generation Jewish immigrants in the 1930s.

He was created to represent Jewish refugees, partially-assimilated immigrants, and orphan refugees. They couldn’t admit it at the time or he would never have been popular.

Whoever Little Light is they understand Superman far more than the majority of people.

Superman is the hardworking Hispanic immigrant who has developed a taste for apple pie.

The Muslim who plays baseball between prayer calls.

Every immigrant who still speaks their own language at home.

This is perfect and I love you for it.

(via kvothbloodless)

(via drst)

thewindowofthesummerhouse:
“ Kadabura
”